Friday, October 7, 2011

Masterchef LIVE, 2011

Greetings, all! Yesterday, I attended Masterchef LIVE (I don't know why I keep capitalising it; well, that is the way it appears on all the promos :D) at Hordern Pavilion in Sydney. It was a fun, fun, FUN day, filled with exciting and educational demonstrations, lotsa free food samples (FREE FOOD FTW), and celebrity-chef sightings. Oh, and a delightful face-to-face encounter with the charming Vincent Gadan, pastry chef of Patisse, which left me blushing and flustered for the next half an hour.


Star-struck by Luke Nguyen:

Managing to seize a photo opportunity with Luke Nguyen, of Red Lantern, before he was rushed off to his next demonstration.

Getting to Hordern Pavilion was simple enough. For those friends travelling in by public transport - just take the train to Central Station, cross the road to the bus stands on Eddy Avenue, and take the 391, 339, 374 or 376. Ask your helpful bus driver when to get off to reach Hordern Pavilion, or simply follow the continuous tide of people making their way there :D




There was some initial lining up, but I managed to get in in time for the first session of the Cheeky Food Group Flambe School.



This was one of the Masterclasses that was relatively easy to get into, mainly because it was so early in the day. I was not able to get into any subsequent Masterclasses due to the limited spaces available and the ginormous queues; more on this later. For now, check out my Flambe work station!




We pan-fried some chorizo sausage over high heat, then added the sherry and set the whole pan on fire! Too bad I was busy trying not to BBQ my face to take a picture of my glorious flame. No need to be scared - there's a professional literally holding your hand during the whole flambe. We added in some kumato, parsley and sun-dried veggies once the alcohol had burned off.

The final product, which we got to eat! Pretty good :D


Unfortunately, this was the only Masterclass I attended on the day. Getting into any of the other ones (especially cake-decorating with Vincent Gadan) proved to be near impossible. I overheard the staff member overseeing the Patisse Masterclass saying that some people, including mothers juggling young kids, waited in line for more than 2 hours just so they could get a ticket into one of the later sessions for the day. As a result of this, all the sessions were booked out way before the actual session times. Whilst I understand the logistical difficulty of organising enough places in the classes for every single person that comes to Masterchef Live on the day, I have to say that I was very peeved at the fact that the Masterchef LIVE website made minimal mention of the limited spaces available. For example, I was under the impression that the bread-making sessions would accommodate a lot more people than it did.

Oh well. No used crying over spilt milk. All the free time gave me the opportunity to roam around more, and try more free food samples. Here are some of them:

Absolutely loved this pumpkin bread made from spelt flour, courtesy of Agape.


Black sesame ice cream from Serendipity. Wow, this was so creamy. Wish I'd brought home a tub.


A slice of VERY cheesy pizza from Dr. Oetker.


A ricotta-filled pastizzi. Apologies to the stall I got it from - I didn't note down the name!


Appletiser.


Coffee from Caffe Moda.


There was heaps more to drool at. The pastries and cakes from Patisse and Croquembouche Patisserie, for example!

"Food porn cabinet" from Croquembouche Patisserie :D


Macarons, also from Croquembouche Patisserie.

This is going to make me sound like a total cheapskate, but due to filling up on all the sourdough and cake samples, I only ended up purchasing two food items, hehe. I got a small tub of Mini Melt ice cream:



And satay chicken and coconut rice paper rolls from MissChu to take home for dinner:



Hmm, what else? Oh, that's right, the celebrity chef sightings! There was Dan Hong, of Ms. G's and El Loco fame:



Jay and Michael from Masterchef Australia 2011:





VINCENT GADAN!!!:

I was blushing badly, can you tell? :P

Mr. Adriano Zumbo:



And, of course, Luke Nguyen, demonstrating how to make fish sauce-based dressings and assisted by Dani Venn of Masterchef:



Overall, this was an awesome experience. Never mind the missed Masterclasses; just walking around and being surrounded by amazing looking food made this foodie a very happy lass. And, I shall leave you with a picture of the gorgeous cake creations from Sweet Art:



(And one more picture of Vincent Gadan):


Monday, September 19, 2011

Bourke Street Bakery, Surry Hills

Just as people have certain dishes they consider as "comfort food", I view Bourke Street Bakery as my very own security blanket, and a home away from home, if it isn't too presumptuous to say so.


At times, I would purposefully get off the bus a few stops earlier, just so I can walk past the bakery on my way to wherever it is I am going. Sometimes I would go in and grab a few things for lunch or a snack. On the rare occasions that I am actually not hungry, I am content to simply admire the window display of gigantic sourdough loaves, raisin snails, and (my personal favourite) the pain au chocolat.

The said pain au chocolat.

My friend Pumpkin Pie, a self-confessed Bourke Street Bakery aficionado, gave a somewhat embarrassed recount of the time she and her mother polished off half a loaf of sourdough, just the bread on its own, at lightning speed while sitting inside their car. I countered her story with one of my very own: myself and another friend, each clutching an armful of brown paper bags filled with baked goods sweet and savoury, stumbling over to the park across the street and wolfing down half of our purchases before our brain could even process what it was we were eating. And when it did start to process, the scent, sight and atmosphere of the moment only served to stimulate our appetites further, and we finished everything off at a more leisurely pace, agreeing at the end that this was one of the best eating experiences we have shared.

Toby the dog, who left the side of his master to watch us eat. This was his expression throughout the length of our meal, and would return to his face each time he was done devouring whatever we gave him from our bounty.

Amongst our purchases were two sausage rolls, a variety of sweet tarts and a pain au chocolat to have then and there, as well as a few loaves of various sourdough to take home (or just in case we were still hungry afterwards).

We started with the savoury: the sausage rolls.

Pork & fennel sausage roll

The pastry of the pork & fennel sausage roll was very, very buttery and flaky, as evidenced by the state of my shirt afterwards, but did not taste greasy at all - a true indication of the freshness of the ingredients used and the rapid turnover of goods at the bakery. The pork and fennel filling was juicy, aromatic and very well seasoned. I can say with certainty that this was the best sausage roll I've tasted up to that point in time.

Inside the pork & fennel sausage roll. Look at the beautiful colours of the pastry and filling.

The lamb, almond & harrisa sausage roll was similarly fresh, flaky and delectable. A sprinkle of what looked to be poppyseeds on top gave this a distinctly gourmet look. It tasted gourmet too! ;D

Lamb, almond & harrisa sausage roll.

The insides of the lamb, almond & harrisa sausage roll.

The sausage rolls were quite substantial in size, but we had just completed a long run and still had more than sufficient stomach space to accommodate desserts. So, without the slightest reprieve, we moved onto the sweets!

Ginger brulee tart

There's certainly no skimping on the ginger in the ginger brulee tart. The caramelized top tasted of deeply burnt sugar and ginger (a good thing!) and the custard underneath was smooth, wonderfully chilled, and held echoes of the gingery flavour.

Chocolate tart

The chocolate tart reminded me of a Twix chocolate bar. I maintain that Bourke Street Bakery has the best sweet tart crust (the recipe for which, if I recall correctly, may be found in the bakery's cookbook). It's not crumbly like shortbread, but very brittle, like a freshly made cannoli shell or the casing of a brandy snap. And tastes best when chilled, I reckon.

 Passion fruit meringue tart

The passion fruit meringue tart was definitely the stunner out of all the tarts in appearance. Perfect balance between the acidity of the passion fruit curd, and fluffy sweetness of the meringue.

Chocolate mousse and raspberry tart

The mousse component of the chocolate mousse and raspberry tart was very chocolatey, but not too sweet. The raspberry part was quite sour. They paired very well together.

Lemon curd tart

On the brink of a sugar coma, it was a good thing this lemon curd tart lived up to its name. The curd is indeed very sour and lemon-y, and may not necessarily be everyone's cuppa tea, but if you like a bit of bite to your desserts, do try this!

Oho, if we haven't scared you off yet with our gluttony, you should know that somehow, we managed to fit in a chocolate croissant as well!

Surely I am not the only one who sees a cute little piggy snout in this?!

And that was the end of our feast, I promise :D


Bourke Street Bakery

633 Bourke Street, Surry Hills.

Phone: (02) 9699 1011


Opening Hours

Monday to Friday: 7am - 6pm
Saturday & Sunday: 8am - 5pm




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Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Tea Cosy, The Rocks

Scones, despite their haggard appearance, always makes me think of ladies in fascinators taking their tea on some English hillside. Although, I doubt real ladies eat scones the way I do - crumbs a-flyin', clotted cream behind one ear (???how did it end up there???) and jam stains down the front of my dress. Good thing I wasn't enjoying these scones with other real ladies (sorry, guys). Nah, it was just me and two of my oldest and bestest friends, popping into this little gem on a cafe (previously Tara Tea Room; now known as The Tea Cosy) on one fine, Saturday morning.

Haha, you can see the edge of my polka dot dress; my one concession to being lady-like!

My attire for the day - definitely a case of "WHAT was I thinking?!" It's okay, you're allowed to laugh; I sure did when I saw the picture. I look like I'm posing for a royal portrait! xD


Prior to immersing myself in the foodie culture, I've only ever tried scones from Bakers Delight. Not that they were bad or anything. In fact, I'm rather addicted to BD's berry and white choc, and choc mud scones. I've just never had a properly made English scone before, fresh from the oven and all fluffy and piping hot. Eager to satisfy my curiosity once and for all, I ordered the "deluxe" tea set, which came with two scones (any flavour of our choosing), clotted cream, Hank's Jam, and "bottomless drinks" (whatever and as many drinks as you want).

[Note: from looking at The Tea Cosy's website just now, it seems that the the "deluxe" tea set is no longer offered and has been replaced by other sets.]

I chose a raisin scone, a date scone, and strawberry jam.


Woah, carb overload! Being mindful that we were heading to Sweet Infinity Bakery next as a part of our own little food tour, I had half of each scone, but went big on the clotted cream and strawberry jam. In fact, each mouthful was more topping than the scone itself...just the way I like it! ;P

For my first drink, I ordered a diet coke. It was quite hot that day, I remember.


We stayed at the tea room for a pretty long time, and a second drink became necessary - an iced coffee!


Urgh, I felt so sick after taking a few sips. Nothing to do with the drink itself; my own fault for being greedy!

My friends both ordered the normal scone sets, which comes with two scones, double cream, normal (not Hank's) jam, and one beverage of choice.


Cute tea-cozy:


The scones were warm and fluffy, and with plenty of clotted cream and jam piled on top...delish!


The Tea Cosy (formerly Tara Tea Room)

33 George Street, The Rocks, Sydney.

Phone: (02) 9247 4955

Website: www.irishdesign.com.au/g/4145/the-tea-cosy---tea-rom.html

Opening hours

Fridays: 10am - 4pm
Saturday and Sunday: 10am - 5pm.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Hello Happy, Strathfield

The uni course I'm currently doing is structured differently to most degrees, so we end up having weird, random "holidays" while all my friends (who study different things, or are at different unis) are in the midst of preparing for their mid-sem exams. One MAJOR consequence of this is that I don't have anyone to hang out with. Not that that ought to be an issue, since these holidays aren't meant to be real holidays anyway. (Can you sense my bitterness?) I've written about it before, but I have some HUGE exams coming up at the end of this year, and as far as I know, the more studious amongst us are spending these holidays with their heads burrowed in their textbooks. I should be doing the same, but each time I sit down to do anything uni-related, I always get distracted by something on the internet. And, most of the time, it's food-related. *sigh*

Choco mousse dome

Case in point - two weeks ago, I was locked in the throes of some intense preparation for my end-of-course exam. My day consisted of getting up at 6am in the morning, shovelling down breakfast (I'm one of those weird people who wake up starving), and then plonking myself down in front of my computer for the next 12 hours in a desperate attempt to cram as much knowledge as possible into my tiny brain. I know you're probably thinking, "Wow, that's some dedication you had going on!" Yeah, I wish. You see, I'd plonk myself in front of my laptop with full intentions of spending the next 12 hours studying, where as in actual fact I'd get distracted within the hour and end up stalking people on Facebook. Or reading food blogs. Or running down to the local Hello Happy bakery for "brain food" while my family is out (since my mother disapproves of my love affair with pastries. Please don't tell on me.)

New York Cheesecake

On this occasion, I purchased the choco mousse dome and a slice of the New York cheesecake. I can't remember the exact price of each, but their cakes average around $3.80 - $5.00 per serving. More expensive than the ones from Chinese/Vietnamese bakeries, but cheaper compared to the European-style ones. Quite reasonable, I suppose. The choco mousse dome was everything I hoped for - creamy, light as a cloud, sweet and chocolatey.

Cross-section of the mousse dome. Excuse the mess on my desk.

The cheesecake, on the other hand, was a major letdown, tasting very dry and crumbly from being overbaked. I was in the mood for cheesecake on that day, but if I'd been so inclined to purchase anything from bakery, I most certainly would have gone for the almond croissant. Which I don't have a picture of, but trust me when I say that it is THE BEST ALMOND CROISSANT I've ever tasted. The flaky pastry absolutely shatters when you bite into it, and the almond filling is so wonderfully creamy and nutty...must get another one sometime soon, just so I'll have pictures for this blog ;P


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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Mid-Autumn Festival in Spring...with home-made Moon Cakes to celebrate!

Such is the nature of living in the Antipodes; you never end up celebrating traditional Chinese festivals in the season they were named for. Mid-Autumn in Spring, the Spring Festival in Summer (although, that's more of a Lunar calendar thing)...oh well, it's the thought that counts. And the food!



The moon cake has been called the "Christmas fruitcake of China", forever being regifted and recirculated because people feel obligated to give them, but no one actually likes eating it. I don't know what they heck they're talking about, because I love, love, LOVE mooncakes. Boxes of luxury lotus seed moon cakes are given to us by relatives and friends as fast as we are polishing them off.  If it wasn't for the health concerns associated with eating moon cakes to excess (800 calories per moon cake!!!), I would capitalise on their ubiquity around this time of year, and eat them 24/7.




As it is, I try and limit myself to no more than a quarter of a mooncake per day. It's harder than it sounds, and there is alway that acute sense of disappointment with the last bite. *sigh*. I have full intentions of letting myself go completely once I reach 60 years of age, and eating as much moon cake as I want. I'm sure my aged pancreas would be ecstatic afterward.




Nothing impresses my family more than when I try to recreate a traditional dish/dessert in my very own kitchen. I stumbled upon a beautiful moon cake mould at a knives shop in Burwood, and handed over $38 for it with only a slight wince. Of course they're a lot cheaper in China (thank you, Grandmother, for repeatedly pointing that out to me), but it's not like I can just snap my fingers and and go shopping in Beijing. After some research, I decided on the recipe for the moon cake skin given by Florence at Do What I Like. The filling presented more of a problem since the canned lotus seed paste I acquired from a local Asian grocery store was very runny and insipid in flavour, and tasted nothing like the rich, nutty lotus paste in professionally-made moon cakes. I remedied that by mixing in some peanut oil and honey, and then drying the whole thing over a stove, until I got a thick paste with an almost dough-like consistency. And then it was a simple case of wrapping the dough over the filling, plopping it into the floured mould, and then banging the living daylights out of it over a counter to remove the now perfectly formed moon cake.



I decided to make another batch earlier this week, except this time...they were porcine-shaped!


Oink oink!



Recipe for Baked Mooncake with lotus seed paste filling

Adapted from Do What I Like


Ingredients (makes many small ones, or a few large ones ;P)

For the skin pastry dough:

500g all-purpose/plain flour
150g peanut oil
325g golden syrup
2.5 teaspoons lye water (available from Asian groceries)


For the filling:

2 cans of lotus seed paste, around 1150g in total
150ml peanut oil
2 tablespoons honey


For the egg wash:

1 egg yolk + 1 tsp water, lightly beaten and strained.



Method

To make the filling:

1. Combine everything, and mix until well incorporated. Heat over medium flame, stirring constantly, until a thick dough-like paste forms.

2. Remove from heat and allow to cool. Place in fridge once cooled for 1 hour.


To make the pastry:

1. Combine peanut oil, golden syrup and lye water in a small bowl and heat over a pot of boiling water until everyting is combined. Allow to cool slightly (but not cold) and add to the flour. Mix into a dough, and set aside for 1 hour.


To make the mooncake:

Please refer to Florence's blog post :D


Saturday, August 27, 2011

Chicken liver parfait

Hello, hello! Uni has been very busy and stressful lately. I have a major exam in less than two weeks time, and THREE barrier exams at the end of this year. (FYI, barrier exams are pass/fail examinations. You won't be allowed to progress to the next phase of this degree without passing in all of them). For that reason, I feel that I should be using all my spare time to study, study, study. Which isn't to say that I actually do. I have major procrastination issues, and one of them is looking at food blogs and recipes on the internet, and dreaming of the ones I'd make if I had all the time in the world.




My first taste of the liver parfait was at Bloodwood in Newtown, as part of a degustation dinner my friend, the birthday girl, treated us to. Except back then I didn't know it was called a liver parfait. I, like most others, I'm sure, was under the impression that it was a pate. Seeing a recipe for the chicken liver parfait on Helen's Grab Your Fork helped to clear up the confusion. I suggest you all go and have a read of her post for the exact differences, as she details them much more articulately than I can :D

But with due respect to all the other liver parfait recipes out there, it was Billy's (author of the much beloved Sydney food blog A Table for Two and one of the top 7 contestants on Masterchef Australia 2011) that I ultimately turned to. I loved the fact that there were so many ingredients; indeed, there was almost a Maggie Beer vibe to it, so time-intensive was the preparation and numerous the steps. Although spare time is something I don't have in excess these days, I was won over by the promise of complex, bold flavours through the addition of thyme, bayleaf, garlic, eschalots, and brandy, oh my!


Soaking the livers in full-fat milk, along with thyme and dried bay leaves.

Determined to use the best available ingredients to do justice to the recipe, I went out and purchased a litre of organic milk for double the normal price. But when I looked closely at the recipe...it turned out that the milk doesn't actually get incorporated into the final parfait. I couldn't bear the thought of throwing out such expensive milk, so used some normal (and slightly expired) milk. [DISCLAIMER: use expired milk at your own risk! Mine smelt okay, and passed the "doesn't curdle when microwaved" test, so I didn't mind using it.]

The liver themselves were unbelievably cheap, considering how much commercially produced liver pate costs. I paid $4.99 for a kilo of it from my local butcher. They were relatively well cleaned out, but some still had fat and tiny pairs of kidneys attached (fascinatingly gruesome), which I had to remove myself. Billy specifies fresh bay leaves in the recipe, but I could only find the dried ones. Mine turned out nicely flavoured, so I'm sure yours will too :D

Into the fridge the whole thing went, and stayed there for 8 hours while I attempted to be studious (and only partially succeeding).

Tip: putting it in an air-tight container like this helps to prevent spillages, and keeps smells from getting in (or out!)


Around 6:30pm, I took it out of the fridge and started to work on actually making the parfait while my dinner was cooking in the oven (fyi, I had a lovely baked chicken breast marinated beforehand with thyme, garlic and lemon). Now that's what I call multi-tasking! I start by allowing the milk to drain from the somewhat wan-looking livers in a colander.



While that's happening, I heat enough olive oil to cover the bottom of my skillet over a medium flame, until it was starting to smoke slightly. A saucepan probably would have been a better way to go, because the thing STARTED TO SPIT OIL at me as soon as I added a few livers. The right side of my face is still recovering from an oil burn that happened three weeks ago (for which I had to take oral antibiotics because it got infected, urgh), so throughout this whole cooking process I had to fight the urge to put on a hoodie and wrap a scarf around my face. I'm a n00b when it comes to cooking, 'tis true.

Anyway, I've never cooked liver before so I was pretty much going at it blind from this point forth. Billy said to sear them all around the outside so they are firm but still pink inside. I had no idea how pink they were supposed to be; a dull flesh-colour or bleedin' raw? I went with the latter because I saw that they would be returned to the pan once I saute the eshalots and garlic in butter.

I finished searing all the livers, turned off the stove, and went to have dinner, concurrently calming myself down so I wouldn't lose the nerve to finish off the parfait. Like I've said, cooking is still a relatively new thing for me. I've been baking for years now, but didn't really start cooking for myself until a few months ago. And that mostly involved boiling and microwaving.




I melted a nob of butter in the same skillet which still held the juices from pan-frying the livers, allowed it to melt completely, then added in the chopped eschalots (aka. French shallots) and minced garlic. Those were sauteed until translucent and fragrant, at which point I added in all 1kg of the par-cooked livers, along with the same bay leaves and thyme that were soaked with the livers. Things did get a bit crowded in the pan, but I made do the best I could.




At this point, the recipe called for brandy to be poured into the pan and then the alcohol flambeed off. I had full intentions of doing this (even making a trip to the shops just to buy brandy), but I completely chickened out and just didn't use any. Maybe when I'm competent enough to not disfigure myself while cooking. I kept the pan on the stove until the livers were no longer squishy inside, but rather were grainy (yet still somewhat pink!). I took the pan off the stove, and used the time the livers were cooling down to clarify some butter.



Another first for me - clarifying butter. Heat the butter over a low flame until completely liquid. Spoon off the white impurities floating on the surface, then pour the translucent yellow liquid into a bowl. There should be white milk solids sunk to the bottom of the pan. Unless you have a very fine mesh strainer, the solids will pass through the strainer (trust me, I tried), so just pour as much as you can until the solids are threatening to tip out. Discard the milk solids.

I don't know how much more embarrassing my story can get at this point, except to say that, because I don't own a food processor, I used a mortar and pestle to mash the livers. For all my kitchen gadgets-challenged kindred souls out there, it is possible to grind livers to a very fine consistency with a mortar and pestle. I'd even say it does a better job than a food processor, although more time-consuming. I also reduced the remaining juices, eschalos and garlic in the pan over a medium-high heat, and then ground the reduction up (without the bay leaves), and stirred that through the liver paste.

Afterwards, it was a simple case of stirring the clarified butter and double cream through the liver paste. Now, in order to make it a parfait, you should press the mixture through a fine sieve so as to remove lumps and sinewy bits, and get that lovely mousse-like texture. I couldn't be bothered/didn't have the time, so I just spooned the stuff as is into jars, sealed it with a bit of melted butter, and transferred it to the fridge to let the flavours develop a bit (many sources recommend  a week).



I ate a few spoonfuls before it went into the jars and it already tasted marvelous. I absolutely suck at describing flavours, but I guess it's comparable to the best liver pate I've tasted on a Bánh mì (Vietnamese baguette) sandwich. Even without the brandy, there's a mildly alcoholic taste, which I can only attribute to the liver themselves. I was worried that the metallic taste inherent in livers would come across to strongly (as was the case when I ate a liver straight out of the pan), but all the fats from the clarified butter and double cream seem to have mellowed the flavour out, so all you get is a rich nuttiness, and the flavour of the aromatic herbs. If I were serving this at a dinner party, I would definitely make the effort to press it through a fine mesh. I personally don't mind the coarse, grainy bits, but I can see how it may put some people off.

The next morning, my family and I had it for breakfast with freshly toasted white bread. They liked it so much that I had to put my foot down and order my sister to stop going back for more spoonfuls because of the high cholesterol content! I originally had plans to give away the smaller jars to friends as gifts, but at the rate the bigger jar is disappearing, we might as well just keep it all for ourselves!





Recipe for Chicken Liver Parfait

Adapted from A Table For Two

Ingredients

(Makes the amount you see in the pictures above)

1 kg chicken liver, cleaned and with fat and sinewy bits removed
600ml full cream milk (to soak livers in; will discard later)
300g butter, salted or unsalted (to clarify, and blend with liver)
50g butter, salted or unsalted (to saute)
2 large eschalots (French shallot onions), chopped roughly
2 large or 3 medium garlic cloves, minced
5 sprigs of fresh thyme
3 dried bay leaves
Roughly 4 tablespoons olive oil (to pan-fry livers)
200g double cream
Salt, amount to tate
Freshly cracked pepper, amount to taste
100g butter, salted or unsalted (to seal the parfait)

Method

1. Cover the cleaned livers with enough full cream milk so that the livers are completely submerged. Add fresh thyme and dried bay leaves. Place in an air-tight container, and leave in the fridge for 6-8 hours.

2. Clarify the butter (you can do this any time before you have to blend it into the liver). To clarify butter, melt the 300g of butter in a saucepan over low-medium heat. Spoon off the floating white stuff (those are the impurities), and discard that. Take off the heat, and carefully pour the yellow, lightly tranlucent yellow liquid into a separate bowl to cool. There will be white at the bottom of the saucepan after you've poured off the liquid - those are the milk solids, and you can discard them.

3. After 6-8 hours of soaking, strain the livers by placing into a colander. Keep the livers, thyme sprigs and bay leaves, and discard the milk.

4. Pat livers dry. This is very important, since excessive moisture will cause the pan to SPIT OIL AT YOU when you pan-fry the livers later on.

5. Heat a large skillet/frying pan with the olive oil until the oil is almost smoking. Sear the livers quickly by frying it on one side for around 45 seconds, then turning it over and frying the other side for another 45 seconds. The livers are done frying at this point when they've turned to a brownish-grey colour on the outside, and look firm, but still feel somewhat squishy if you squeeze on them. Don't worry if they're still kinda raw, because you will return them to the heat later on. Note that you may need to fry the livers in separate batches, especially if you're doing 1kg of it and have a small pan.

6. Remove livers from the frying pan, and allow to cool off to the side. Don't throw away the juices in the pan, because that's where all the flavour is!

7. While livers are cooling, melt the 50g of butter over medium heat in the same skillet/frying pan you used to fry the livers. Yes, the one with the LIVER JUICES still in it. When butter is melted, and bubbling slightly (but not burning brown), add in the minced garlic and eschalots/shallot onions, and saute until translucent and aromatic (but not a burning smell!). Place the livers back into the same pan, along with the bay leaves and thyme sprigs you've retained from earlier on. Keep it on the stove over medium heat for another 3-4 minutes, or until the livers feel firm, and are no longer raw on the inside, but not hard and dried out either.

8. Remove from the heat, and set aside to cool slightly.

9. Once slightly cooled, remove livers from the pan, and set aside. Return the pan, with all the juices, eschalots, garlic, thyme and bay leaves, back to the stove. Reduce the liquid down to a thick sauce-like consistency over a medium-high flame. Once done, take off the heat and set aside to cool slightly.

10. Put the livers and reduced pan juices (minus the bay leaves) in a food processor. Add in the double cream and clarified butter, and blend for 2 minutes on high until smooth.

10. (ALTERNATIVE METHOD). Alternatively, if you're like me and don't own a food processor, you can grind up the livers manually with a mortar and pestle after you chop them roughly with a knife. Or if you don't have a mortar and pestle, you could just smoosh it between your fingers (maybe use food preparation gloves to keep for hygiene). Grind up the reduced pan juices into a liquid state (this may be difficult without a mortar and pestle), and mix into the ground-up liver. Add the clarified butter and double cream, and mix into the liver paste until completely incorporated.

11. Season with salt and freshly-ground black pepper, to taste.

12. Push the mixture through a fine sieve to remove any lumps and thyme stalks that may still be present. If you can't be bothered to do this step, just make sure you pick out any visible thyme stalks.

13. Scoop the parfait into jars, smoothing the top so that it is flat.

14. Melt the 100g of butter in a microwave or on the stove until liquid (but not separated like when we clarified the 300g butter previously). This is the butter that we'll use to "seal" the parfait, for presentation and also to keep the flavours in. Pour the liquid butter over the tops of the parfait, until about 0.5cm in thickness.

15. Transfer jars to fridge and let it set overnight. You can eat it the very next day, or let the flavours develop over the next week. Take out of the fridge an hour prior to serving so it won't be rock solid.

16. Enjoy! I like mine spread thickly over freshly toasted white bread, or roughly chopped (when still solid and cold) and sprinkled over a salad, or just eat straight off the spoon!